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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Right, and Harris didn't even have those relatively minor details. She was as center-right as they come

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We can say her campaign was bad because she had no time to figure out what policy was the winner (take polls and normally it's tested in primaries). BUT she ran on abortion rights and fucking democracy. If that doesn't get the left out to vote, literally nothing will. We won't see a left platform for fucking decades, because literally nothing gets the left out to vote.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't even think you know who you're referring to as 'the left'

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Well that's a pretty good non sequitur. How am I supposed to even respond, I say I do and then you say nuhuh. Well that's the point of a non sequitur huh.