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This has to be the idea of the century

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It sounds invasive. Like it's a private intelligence agency and not a chat bot.

[–] BobGnarley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Perfectly on brand for Windows then lol

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol I didn’t think like that at first, but now it’ll stay in my mind.

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Just so I'm the first one to utter the phrase:

"We have credible reports from Windows Intelligence that a crime has been committed, your computer is going to restart. "