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[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

What the fuck‽

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I'm making the most of it.

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also switched to an Icelandic keyboard so I can type ð þorn and eð, and ðen found out ðat people hate it when you use ðem.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ð þorn

How different is that from normal porn?

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's the same, just with extra volcanos.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Ooohhh, now that sounds hot!

They're missing out, then.

Villagers: Let's sacrifice a virgin to the volcano god.

Virgin: Help me, step-bro!

"Plot": proceeds as one would expect

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Most people are boring

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What‽

Oh yeah, on Android hold down the ? button, it's right there.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

How have I never known this‽

[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Lol rip my keyboard (fossify keyboard) doesnt seem to have it so im leaving it in the paste bar for now xD

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