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Anon gets hit by a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 113 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The driver of a car died after hitting a motorcycle? These greentexts are so low effort.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 62 points 2 weeks ago

Not impossible, motorcycle goes flying, ergo concussion, driver continues moving at high speed while swerving, eventually hitting something like a tree.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Its not a motorcycle baby its a chopper.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She was already injured and was drunk driving to the hospital instead of calling an ambulance because drunk.

[–] odium@programming.dev 23 points 2 weeks ago

American ambulance prices

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Cager bias