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Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds (phys.org)
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The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

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[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? Name ONE ape that wrote Shakespeare. Go on I’ll wait

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s probably got a dumb name, like Bill or Willie.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Perhaps even worse: Wobblesticke, Jiggleweapone, stuff like this.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

BrittneySpeare

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gyrategun. Shiversword. Vibratevibrator. Fidgetfalchion.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Billiam Bakesale