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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 122 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 65 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Enter mom????πŸ˜‘

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 65 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 13 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

All I think of is this now

1000008748

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Butthead's a Lefty?

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The rework is titled: β€˜Enter sockman’.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

My first thought was Last Resort.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Cut my sight into pieces

I can see you past the door...

Masturbation,

No squeezin,

Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 11 hours ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!