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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I need to borrow your gun and one bullet. Actually, I'll be keeping the bullet, but you can have your gun back when I'm finished."

[โ€“] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Actually, I'll be keeping the gun and giving you the bullet back... at a really high velocity.