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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)
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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 30 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

what's stopping him?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

His physical strength.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago

Great, now he and I have something in common.