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What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?
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this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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NO magic beans!
I don't know why people are downvoting you on your anti magic bean stance, historically they've not been a good gamble with ones money :P
But this time will be different, I get a good feeling from this guy! Not only is he not out to scam me by giving me dud magic beans, but he's given me a bunch of extra packets that I can sell to my friends too, and all he asks is a tiny portion of the profits.
So now I'm gonna have a magic bean stalk and some semi passive income, all from hosting just one Bean party a month at my place!