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Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water π€
There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.
Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderinβ Jesus here?
That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
I'm sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don't do organized religion.
He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.
Something over 90%.