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[โ€“] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, it's because cucumbers are so cool (c.f. cool as a cucumber) that they're in a ground state. It's actually endothermic to split their atoms so you don't get a chain reaction.

Cutting hot vegetables, habernaros for example, is much more risky and adequate precautions should always be taken to avoid radioactivity contaminating sensitive regions of the body.

[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

I thought the only option with cucumbers is to keep mashing them together until fusion, no?