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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette

-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg

-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!

Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood

There's probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"ohh yeah cum inside me" will now be changed into "ohh yeah bukkake right onto this egg i just laid"

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that just fish?

I thought birds still fuc

[–] DarkMetatron@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If by "fuc" you mean pushing cloaca at each other then yes they fuck. But for most bird species males don't have a penis for penetration

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DarkMetatron@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it is a short tube inside the cloaca used as a outlet for the sperm so it can flow out of the male cloaca.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.

I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.