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What movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 month ago by callouscomic@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a bonus, I remember watching Walker Texas Ranger with my father in law, amd the amount of times people had their sights on him and didn't shoot him was ridiculous. He'd have died so fast.

[–] Xianshi@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Same with James Bond

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He would have reflected the bullets with his abs

[–] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Nah, the bullets would've just given up halfway through flight