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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fair enough. I'm pretty sure it costs something where I live, but everything else would be free.