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Anon goes to the store after turning 18 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

*not always all at once

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Totally guessing but im sure its similar to people saying "Try coke once and you could die!". Technically true, if your coke is laced with Fent. Maybe get too high of a concentration in your air duster and you simply die?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

I guess being dead was just better.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

High so addictive not even death results in ingervention