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Why haven't you done this yet too? (lemmy.world)
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[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 73 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if I want to whip the llama's ass though?

[–] Thomrade@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

You'll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.

[–] golli@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I'm pretty ok with it

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For horses or for humans?

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Mane 'n Tail" is what you should check out.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

That's the brand I used for years. I've since went bald, but my buddy has a full head of hair with a man bun and swears by it.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

They taste good, too.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Speaking of animal shampoo, me and the wife rescued some pups and they had issues...

Too young for flea/tick shampoo, but we found a hippy organic shampoo that just smelled like the best of the fall season. Took care of the fleas/ticks, and we kept it around for general dog bathing for the smell. It was amazing, lol.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

They're on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Tennessee marchin' powder

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Big Horse is at it again.