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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must suck to be the person that has to write this every time. Do you think it's one person or do you think they have to take turns?

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

I imagine it's just a form they fill out with a few fields: city, number of shooters, number of dead, number of wounded. The rest of it stays the same each time.