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Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just saying, it's a slippery slope. Daft Punk is famous for making repetitive requests. Here's the lyrics from their song "Around the World" that forcibly request that I travel where they so choose.

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

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Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

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Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

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Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

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Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world

[–] moody@lemmings.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't see a single word there that sounds like a request. I think that was just a summary of their latest vacation.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh very nice. Where'd they go?

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gary, Indiana

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

my condolences

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or Rome?

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nope. Gary, Indiana.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My Home Sweet Home!

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly down the street.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hear they get around

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The world? Like around the world, around the world?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I couldn’t tell you where I’ve heard it but yes I have to say that sounds somehow familiar