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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do we know where Mitch McConnell was on the nights in question?

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Possibly drinking the blood of a unicorn to stay alive

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Damn. But you’re not wrong.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You mean Mitch “Deuce” McConnell?