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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules (lemmy.ca)
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[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yah, this is fake, right?

Right?

[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

iirc this article is referencing a court decision where "boneless" wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can't be expected to be perfect. It's real, but it's also being taken wildly out of context.

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also from the BBC article posted in this thread "The court on Thursday ruled that "boneless wing" refers to "cooking style" and is not to be taken literally."

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

What even are words?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

[–] 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.