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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let's torture one and find out!