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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

5’10”

309 lbs.

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

…and greasy as the day is long.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how did stormy do it and how empty is Melania. like wow she has to be on some next level nihilism.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

All of her but the first half an inch...