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...bro what the fuck was everyone else in the OR doing? Craniotomies take a full team of people, and every single person in that room should have lost their shit when a 13 year old got anywhere near it, let alone scrubbed in to the damn surgery and fucking practice medicine.
Why didn't the nurse unplug the thing? Why didn't the tech cut the fucking cord? Why didn't the anesthesiologist scroll more aggressively on his iPad??
This story represents a metric shit-ton of failures, not just the surgeon/daughter.
I like how hating on anesthesiologists is universal. Thank you for the chuckle.
Maybe the ananymous report came from a member of the staff. I suspect that the kind of doctor who allows his unqualified daughter to operate on a patient is also an asshole to whom it is hard to say no as a subordinate.
So an average surgeon
Badabadam badabadabadabam oooooweeeeoooooo
It's only brain surgery, not rocket science. You can calm down 😅
I mean...
Workplace politics, the surgeon is likely an asshole who shoves shit down the throat of anyone who disagrees with him.
Bold of you to assume she scrubbed in and didn't just put her flaming hot Cheetos down and jump in
Real answer: the drills are battery powered, there's no cord to cut (sometimes)