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I am not forklift certified... (midwest.social)

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In my experience, one millimeter (1mm) is enough to stop a full ton dead in it's tracks, while also

Edit: lol early morning commenting.

"while also completely being ignored by the pallet jack when it's not carrying something "

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

WHAT?! WHILE ALSO WHAT?? I CAN'T START MY DAY NOT KNOWING!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this your first day?

Here's your forklift certificate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~ja...danke~

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gabelstaplerfahrer

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kein Ausbildungsberuf.

This is literally an unskilled job. Except you need a certificate. Which requires ~~skill~~ sorry: training and practice.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah thanks, that gives some context because I didn’t really understand. Also, I was just tasting the word Gabelstaplerfahrer because it sounds funny when you say it fast.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

German is easy like that.

Gabel = fork
Stapler = stacker
Farher= driver

The etymology of these words is pretty far out, but it's technically the same as forklift driver. I don't know. To me it's the same picture.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah I know, I can speak German but it still has funny sounding words :D

[–] tea@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Don't bother, they already got him.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Might be because lifting a full ton up a milimeter by hand isn't easy?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

I mean.... You're not wrong.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Nice I'm using that next time I get laid