“There’s no hope of my beating any sense into you, but I’ll knock some of the ignorance out of you!”
-Everett True
Sometimes Everett’s angry chastising gets downright poetic. Here he throws out a one-liner worthy of an 80’s action movie, all because of a messy banana eater.
For the same reason that Donald Duck is so much cooler than Mickey Mouse.
.......but Everett IS wearing pants!