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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there. (literature.cafe)
submitted 3 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll choose a man who has great skills like plumbing and landscaping and owns a foundation repair company and is happy to offer those services in exchange for living in my attic so quietly that we didn't know he was there.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or a pervert

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If he's not hurting anyone and he cleans up after himself...

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Somebody might as well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

I think you overestimate our remaining dignity.