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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Squirrels don't eat dried plums you IDIOT

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oof, my bad lemme return my squirrel license then.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

You are demoted to PlaysWithSquirrels

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Squirels will eat glazed doughnuts if they can find them.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Good thing they can't read maps or use currency or else Krispy Kreme would be overrun by squirrels