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I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by christian@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.

He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 17 points 3 months ago

For the entire duration, he can't work out what it actually is because it's such a weird shape and so ridiculously huge that it being a dildo never even crosses his mind

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 months ago

And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Latex fist.