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Man Wearing Steampunk Goggles At City Council Meeting Demands Designated Segway Lanes (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Lol idk why this feels so ridiculous but also plausible.

[–] Midnight 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ngl I kinda want zeplin public transit.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I think we can all agree on that, friend

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