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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 3 months ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] qx128@lemmy.world 144 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!

Fuck around and find out.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

I've been told there are mods for everything.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are if you're in Congress

[–] qx128@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Up to 5 years to think about it.