this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
781 points (98.4% liked)

US Authoritarianism

814 readers
465 users here now

Hello, I am researching American crimes against humanity. . This space so far has been most strongly for memes, and that's fine.

There's other groups and you are welcome to add to them. USAuthoritarianism Linktree

See Also, my website. USAuthoritarianism.com be advised at time of writing it is basically just a donate link

Cool People: !thepoliceproblem@lemmy.world

founded 8 months ago
MODERATORS
 

Read more about it here

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it's illegal to sleep here" Police probably

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

[–] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He'll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he'll wear you down.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Korean Jesus would've thrown the beating.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure Jesus chose to be poor, which makes him the wrong kind of white person.

Looks like he gets the beatings too.

We don't talk about Mega-Church Jesus.