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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok, but what's underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Peas really improve the taste.

[–] ByteOnBikes 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?

Did you cut it thinly?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, I do that when it's too frozen to spread it properly.

[–] account_93@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How much butter do you go through a week lmao

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, what's the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they're really good.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I eat the sandwich, my wife sees and disapproves.