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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon meets his dream girl (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 214 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Drunk off his ass.

Need a ride home?

Wtf?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

He was the train conductor.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.