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What the actual F**k??? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] vd1n@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me searching for a graphic design job...

"1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Any job listing that asks you to "cream social media posts" is a red flag

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Onlyfans content reviewer

[–] Domille@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

this is why I quit graphic design. I was a freelancer for 14 years and finally got sick of it. Not only that, the pay is shit now too. Back in 2007 I got a job offer for $75/hr... granted that was in NYC... but now, you'll be lucky if you find anything for $30/hr, NYC or not.