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[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, I've hit on the strategy!

At the final hour the Supreme Court will declare every woman's vote to be invalid, throwing all results into chaos as they declare all liberals to be secret women. 100% Republican House and Senate.

And the reason I'm confident this is true is that they can never resist saying the quiet part out loud.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if women's votes don't count, the Supreme Court loses votes from 4 of its members and can't make a quorum.

Oh wait, I forgot, rules don't apply to the Supreme Court. Just ask em.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yup, and Thomas will say he identifies as a white woman just to troll the nation one last time before it becomes New Gilead.