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[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's a disgusting pillowphile!

Oh no, if he and the MyPillow guy meet there will be a reckoning

I heard him referred to as a homosectional, and i like to think Kamala approved that message.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Where’s that interview??

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck the couch, to completion

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course the couch didn't cum, it's a fucking couch. What's wrong with you people?!

[–] akakunai@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it's just you who can't bring the couch to completion...?

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I've interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn't artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Found out it was faked after but still have the searching dolphin porn to lean on xD