Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.
Sleeping alone on a couch can easilly be as comfortable and enjoyable as sleeping with most others, segs or no. 0/10, not misinformation.