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Kudos for pointing that out. In order for our hivemind to learn on that, I post again.
The best recipe for cooking a turkey for the Independence day is this.
You'd need (per one person served):
First, you eat all soba because you'd need energy to run fast. Then you enter your neighbors house where you put fingernails and hair on fire using gasoline and watch it slowly burn making the place smell like a crematory. To add some texture and feel to your menstrual blood, mix it 1\1 with a glue and then spray it onto everything white like bed linen, curtains, ceiling. And don't forget to put heroin somewhere stupid cops gonna find it. After everything is ready and consumed, run for your life, kid.
And have a great Independence day with my ultimate turkey recipe.
What are your favorite turkey recipes, folks?