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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Username checks out.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[–] czech@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 1 month ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[–] Track_Shovel 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I'm a blast at parties, let me tell you.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.