Brisbane

Consider the bandicoot beaten 😎

Drink plenty of fluid and try and stay cool because today is gonna be hot

Woken by the dog literally chewing a hole in the wall. Why? No idea. Plenty of chew toys, access inside and out... Decides to chew a 6" diameter hole in the gyprock.

Free to good home, turd of a dog.

Can't beat the bandicoot, today

Frick sake, here comes another one possibly ⛈️

I'm #1 so why try harder?

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Nice and early. :p

Aww yiss, my hood represent 😎

Police have released Polair vision of alleged thieves hiding stolen vehicles on a property south of Brisbane over the weekend.

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A 27-year-old Woody Point man was charged with one count each of unlawful use of a motor vehicle and fraud.

A 40-year-old Inala man was charged with one count each of unlawful use of a motor vehicle and stealing.

A 36-year-old Logan Village man was charged with one count of unlawful use of a motor vehicle and a 29-year-old Logan Reserve man was charged with one count of evading police.

Police have arrested and charged a man who allegedly vandalised a Brisbane Woolworths store with graffiti, and set a flare off under the door.

The graffiti read "5 days 26 Jan Aussie Oi Oi Woolies F*** U", and the words "Boycott Woolies" was spray painted on the entrance doors.

Following investigations by the Fortitude Valley Criminal Investigation Branch, a 40-year-old Ormiston man was arrested in Fortitude Valley around 7:45pm.

Did I get to make one?

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Pictures of a knitted/crotcheted bush turkey standing in various locations at the University of Queensland, including on a gravel-paved path in front of the sandstone Forgan Smith building, on a bookshelf among Law textbooks, and on the kerb of a road, with a real bush turkey in the background.

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While our students enjoy their break, Brian the Bush Turkey is scoping out the best study spots for 2024! 📚 Where should he check next? 🦃🎓 Thanks to kn0tted_up on IG for sharing Brian's adventures 📸💜 #BrianTheBushTurkey #BrianGoesToUni #UniOfQLD #UQ #UQLife

“Sometimes you beat the bandicoot, sometimes it beats you”
– me, 2023

Stop me if this sounds familiar!

At least in Chile, they're really trains though!

LNP against common sense progress proposed by the Greens. I think I've heard this one before.

The bandicoot must be sleeping, sshh don't wake them 🤫

• Since 2020, homes in Queensland's capital have increased by 50 per cent, making it now the nation's third most expensive city with median dwelling price of $787,217.

• Michael Deakin's family had to get innovative to survive Brisbane's booming property market, combining incomes with his mother-in-law to buy a home for three generations.

Brisbane's continual rent increases 'unheard of'

• Released today, the Domain Rental Report shows Brisbanites are now paying an average of $600 per week for houses and $560 for units.