ultraviolence

joined 1 year ago
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That’s not a cat. That’s clearly a Scamorza cheese.

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I missed my first win by only 200 back then, so this was ‚kind of‘ satisfying. I got it from Apple Arcade for now, but I feel the strong urge to buy it for all my other platforms.

 

So, I won my first run after starting this madness a few days ago. Violet Vessel thought it could raise to 300k, so I decided to kinda ‚nope-out‘ and bought a suddenly appearing Mr. Bones in my last store before Vessel. I got to 25% with just playing pairs.

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

However you might read it, it always makes sense

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

All that the average American have is no money and 3 children, when instead all they want is 3 money and no children

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Bread licked by Gar

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I will never not upvote couch references

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Well, in the end there’s always OnlyFans

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What’s JD Vance’s price then? A harem full of couches?

[–] ultraviolence@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess a lot of couches must be disappointed and feel like side-chicks, when he’s taking his wife with him on campaign tour

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