tkc

Sending thoughts and prayers.

I don't actually have anything to moan about this week, because I'm off on holiday.

I'm sitting in airport departure lounge, drinking an overpriced pint of Stella, breathing in that sweet recycled air, surrounded by people ignorant of anything but what they're shambling towards directly in-front of them.

Zero arguments, zero stress, airport security did not steal my hair product, nor did they take a scan of my balls using their big machine.

What so you mean I sound overly sarcastic? It's all been gravy. I'm relaxed because I'm on bloody holiday.

I'm 2XL and use the M&S pure cotton ones in a regular fit as my basics. They do a decent job, fit well, have lasted me a couple of years and don't break the bank.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cotton-crew-neck-t-shirt/p/clp60581522?color=BLACK&prevPage=srp#intid=pid_pg1pip48g2r1c1

Have you done any sex pesting? That's the only way to know if you used your ability on yourself.

RIP

I ended up calling 111 for mine last week. Had to take a day off of work.

Still no idea what it was.

Yeah, it's almost like it's a bit or something. OP must be deranged.

Yeah, that's a really good point. A morbid one, but a good one.

Takes a month to work out the system

A whole, wait, what now!?

I've had one for a while, and have been measuring 3 times first and last thing in the day for the last 5 days. The GP's going to decide my fate based on that. It's been mostly sitting the cupboard collecting dust until now haha.

If you get bored of it, you could always list it on a local swap/giveaway site for someone else to finish.

Ahh damn it. I thought summer was finally here. I was hoping to have a day out, as it's me and my partners 10 year anniversary (also, less importantly, our dogs 2nd birthday).