sepi

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[–] sepi@piefed.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

bro I gave my nana root on her eye phone and by the end of the week she had hacked half of North Korea - the other half thought her actions were a good example of juche ideals. It was crazy ngl

[–] sepi@piefed.social 19 points 7 months ago (8 children)

How? Get rid of trump

[–] sepi@piefed.social 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look, I am gonna lay it out right here: trump is short on money and could use some help. I would be willing to donate to his campaign if starting today he drops all food and just starts eating feces on stage. If he wants my money he should do it willingly and happily, hungrily shoving loads of feces into his large mouth with his little hands.

If he permanently drops hamberders and ketchup to just eat diarrhea onstage, I would give him regular donations.

My balls in your court, donald.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not possible for MTGs eyes to come any closer together. They're at their closest for the year right now!

[–] sepi@piefed.social 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's been about 8 centuries of bullshit from them

[–] sepi@piefed.social 3 points 7 months ago

I put the prndl in r and just goose it

[–] sepi@piefed.social -1 points 7 months ago

How is Ukraine going?

[–] sepi@piefed.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If somebody makes a quiche out of a fried rice, I ain't eating it.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago

Conservative eyes are too close together like MTG, too stupid like Comer or too far apart like Candace. Do they got somebody with normal eyes who isn't a sex trafficker like Matt Gaetz?

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