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@gerikson @dgerard "is there a chance the track could bend?"

@gerikson @dgerard God almighty I hate these insufferable fucking people so much

@BaroqueInMind @cordlesslamp You unironically use words like "windoze" don't you?

@dgerard

@o7___o7 @dgerard cloud-to-butt, you say? https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/111007434026223446

@Donkter @dgerard have you bumped your head?

@V0ldek @sailor_sega_saturn remember all those awful NFT games? I imagine it's like that, but stupider

@StaySquared @dgerard this has strong "I own a Tesla" energy

@dgerard @barsquid grief grift

@Varyk oh wait so it *doesn't* work? But it's still a good idea to attach it to your brain?

@Varyk @jonhendry Neuralink? How's that going? I presume extremely well with no problems, I haven't got time to check right now

@gerikson @dgerard I'm about to take delivery, next week, of my new photochromic varifocals

If you're thinking "sounds cripplingly expensive", you'd be right. Don't get old