orangatang

joined 1 year ago
[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

coz Jillie Jean is not my Jover

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

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[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

nonono, Infinity times infinity plus one, I win! *tehee nanana Na na na! *

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

nah aah, infinity plus 1 is more, I win

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

and with the mandatory "ssssh ssh ssh ssssshhhh" while holding down the power button.

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Girls don't like boys, they like gothic castles and being a panther mommy

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

lol, "Pledge" just means, I might do it, so you can write a nice fluff peace on me and then I just conveniently forget to "Pledge" x amount.