neo

joined 10 months ago

Can I Put it in my Ass? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] neo@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

I see. There's a German saying for that:

Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!

just silently help me right now in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will hate you if you don't help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

When you have to stop and go down your list of possibilities for why you are overwhelmed in c/autism@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your brain stops working when your hands are wet? ... This could explain certain behaviours during the Covid pandemic...

Can I Put it in my Ass? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] neo@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.

"I want to live forever in AI" in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] neo@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday's roon?

Riot cops line up next to a sign at University of Texas at Austin. in c/texas@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm not saying it's photoshoped, but the sign looks out of place and like an invitation to change its text.

me and my cat. always in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

me and my cat. always in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 12 points 7 months ago

How do they still have both eyes!?

A dog’s life [description available] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

One question mark is fine, but waiting till three question marks appear!? You monster!

Mark Twain knew what's up in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] neo@feddit.de 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

That's the guy from that TNG episode!

This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] neo@feddit.de 20 points 7 months ago

It's easy really. Most people just make the seemingly obvious mistake to buy losing tickets, but if you wanna be a winner, just join my WhatsApp group and learn how to become rich!

totally tardigrades in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] neo@feddit.de 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What? That is absurd! He is neither gay nor a fish! How could he possibly be a gay fish?