[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago

I’m gay

Oh yeah? Did your family come over on the Gayflower

ₜₒₒ

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Even these little clicks on mobile devices halfway round the world tend to really wear hard on Boeing hardware.

Or, if it had been a Boeing, then only the plane, but not the person, would have been injured in the accident.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Non-ant-smeller here. Can you smell them before you see them? Or is the smell usually after you see them?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 days ago

Marla’s stepdaughter is the lass on Donald’s lap

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago

She’s 15-ish in the photo above, but

by the time she was 35-ish, she knew well enough to shudder and pull away when he would grab for her.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago

grindy lass

named Ivanka Trump

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 days ago

This English language sucks.

Marla’s husband is a creep named Donald. Donald’s daughter is 15 and grinding him.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

I know but if something could wouldn’t it involve pretend pearl clutching?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

If I ever see you walking into traffic I will just smile and pour one out for you

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 days ago

Est-ce que ça s’écrit pareil en français ?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

I was trying to figure out how to word that politely. I guess you nailed it but nevertheless I audibly guffawed.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago

Einstein… sounds like a Hamas name, right?

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