overview for joelfromaus

Helldivers 2’s biggest update yet, Escalation of Freedom, drops August 6 in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago

I’ve had a break from the game for a bit and this’ll get me right back in!

Democrats Panic After Kamala Harris Ages 40 Years In Single Night in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

The best outcome. Honestly, if we could convince other misinformation reporters to turn to comedy the world would be a better place.

This is not a typo: The world's fastest gaming monitor may well be this ancient IIyama CRT unit, pushed [modded] to 700 Hz at a glorious 120p resolution in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 25 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Wow, look at that refresh rate! Surely this’ll fix my skill issue! /s

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

You mean to say you haven’t heard of Big Hand Bill and his amazing catch?!

Need for Speed: Underground - RTX Remix Remaster Gameplay (4K 60FPS) in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Great work to whomever made the RTX remix mod for NFS: Underground! Hopefully more beloved games get this treatment too. Amazing how a good a fresh coat of paint can make these games look.

A cool Guide about Reddit Users in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Honestly, one of the biggest reasons I was happy for Lemmy’s growth is because I wanted to get away from all of the repost bots on Reddit. It’s dumb how much content was being farmed to set up bot accounts.

Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets in c/techtakes@awful.systems

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

90,585 days without a national health service.

248yrs. Nice, you did the maths.

Spain introduces porn passport to stop kids from watching smut in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate when you’re about to bust and run out of credits. Like, just take the ruined O or power on into the “insert permission slip reference” screen?

Rogues beeing Rogues in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, sure, but where’s the fun in that?

Pulls out skinning knife.

High exam hall ceilings are correlated with a lower exam score in c/australia@aussie.zone

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So if you live in a miners cottage with 9ft ceilings you’re destined to fail? /s

definitely accurate in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Which still absolutely checks out for the current timeline.

Stop use docker in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we'll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.

(Verse 1) Oh, the devs were a-struggling, in a stormy plight, With dependencies broken, things weren't quite right. Then Docker sailed in, with a promise so bold, Of consistent environments, as good as gold.

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we'll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.

(Verse 2) We build and we ship, with our Docker compose, In our microservices, our confidence grows. With images light and containers so tight, We deploy in the morning, and sleep sound at night.

(Chorus) Heave ho, Docker, and sail the binary sea, With containers all lined up, so light and free. From the code to the cloud, we'll go with ease, In our trusty Docker ships, we sail the seas.