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[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So back at the time I did see pictures, but then she didn't really have a picture on her WhatsApp profile (???)

And then a few days after, she unmatched (?????)

But today we did a video call and she's cute af, but she seems a bit sensitive to sexual advances right now, so I gotta chill on that (I complimented her boobs ๐Ÿ˜‚)

EDIT: Thanks for the support on the job side!! I'm rooting for you too!!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha!! Too right dude, too right!!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh man I had no idea you've lost your job too! So sorry to hear - I hope you get a job soon!

Friday guy wanted to take your cock off??!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I hope your cock has recovered!

Jokes aside, the dude sounds like a real winner! As always, super impressive all the mad sex you get on a weekly basis!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Man, I had like a whole paragraph typed up and it got lost! I wonder if this has been happening for some time!

I'll keep this one short in case it reappears:

  • Thank you! I gracefully accept my prize!
  • It has been a while, things have been up and down. Work sucks. Applying for jobs sucks. Family have been awesome throughout the whole ordeal.
  • I've matched with another woman, although she hasn't given selfies when I asked (despite asking me and I gave selfies - in my PJs no less!!) so I think that's a red flag tbh.
[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I matched with this girl on Bumble, and the conversation went from "lets meet up in London" to "lets meet up at your town".

We met up, had coffee, went back to my place, made out and had some filthy sex!

Sad news is that I thought this was going to lead to a capital R relationship, but I think she just wanted to have a cheeky shag. Nothing wrong in it, but I wish she hadn't strung me along.

Doesn't Matter: Had Sex.

EDIT: Completely forgot two things:

  • She said I had a big cock! Anyone who knows my past knows I had some insecurities around this area, so I was so chuffed to hear that!
  • She said I was the first person to have made her cum through penetrative sex alone!!

My friends, I think I deserve a trophy ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

As long as you are enjoying each other's time, it doesn't matter what you guys do tbh

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

4 hours!?!? That must be a new record!!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 months ago

Oh absolutely. I'm in my mid-thirties, and let me tell you I can do with more friends! ๐Ÿ˜‚

She's absolutely brilliant to boot!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Nothing super naughty, but over the new years I got chatting to this girl at work who:

  • Called me cute
  • Gave me a cute name like triceratops (it has our own meaning)
  • Been talking to me non-stop at work and pretty much over the holidays

So I'm thinking to myself "yeah she likes me". I'm calling her cute and complimenting her, she is receptive, calling me cute etc.

During a conversation I'm talking about medical issues I have with travelling across the country, and she is asking me about whether I could travel etc. I basically ask if she's asking me to travel to hers (which I would kindly point out why I can't do that at least if she said yes) and she says this:

"I'm already in a relationship, so I'm not interested in you that way (:"

So I'm like "oh well, blew it"

After a few days of not really talking (I backed off out of respect) we are back taking like we did before.

I think she likes me in some capacity, but not romantically or sexually. Shame, because she's hot AF.

Still, I got a chatty new friend!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not to brag, but I did totally Evolve the Glass Fandango on Vampire Survivors ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Bruh if spending $15k on furniture ain't naughty, then I don't know what is!!

Also, love to see the progess with you and J! I hope it turns into something beautiful!

[โ€“] flute@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago

Sounds like an absolutely great time!!

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