doc_dish

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[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I assume that's what happens, but you know what happens when you do that!

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (13 children)

From https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/retrace-your-steps-with-recall-aa03f8a0-a78b-4b3e-b0a1-2eb8ac48701c

Your PC needs the following minimum system requirements for Recall:

  • A Copilot+ PC

That links to https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/copilot-plus-pcs#faq1

Copilot+ PCs are a new class of Windows 11 AI PCs that are powered by a turbocharged neural processing unit (NPU) – a specialised computer chip for AI-intensive processes like real-time translations and image generation – that can perform more than 40 trillion operations per second (TOPS).

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can't be. Bizarre as it is, it actually performs it's stated purpose. Now if they had a staircase that worked as an anti-aircraft missile, I'd be looking for the B.S. Johnson nameplate immediately.

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:

  1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
  2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
  3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

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[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Or one that's just emerged from its pupa(?)

Disclaimer: I know nothing about the lifecycle of glow worms

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am also in the large button, small flush gang. I assume it's that way so the flush you use most frequently is bigger, but it does seem counterintuitive.

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I used to have a cherry tree in my garden. I was sitting in the branches picking cherries, when I saw a blackbird (not an SR-71) sitting on the outer twigs eating cherries I couldn’t reach. He had a look in his eye that said “these are my cherries and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Then a sparrowhawk took him out in front of me and ate him. That’ll teach him.

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

I went to a site recently where the padlock code was 58008.

[–] doc_dish@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

You forgot Texas City

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